Today my mom's brother's wife's mom came over with her daughter and grandson. The first thing she said to me upon seeing me again after 4 years was, "Are you fat or just pregnant?"
I said, "I'm fat." (But of course I'm like 7 months pregnant.)
Then before she left she was like, "Really, how many months are you? and when are you due?" So I said, "I'm 7 months and due on Independence Day."
What a way to be patriotic!