This is my life!

Story #1
My daddy is funny. He cracks me up always without even realizing it. He has become a grown up friend to me. The other day at Walmart we were at the checkout and he was pulling out his money to give the cashier. He meticuously counts it out and places it next to the credit card swip machine. He did not hand it to her but placed it in front of her. She has her hand out as if to signify "put the money in my hand" and he's pointing to the money in front of her as if to say "take it" and of course in the end he places the money in her hand. Only one thing to say about all of this is: LMAO!

Story #2
My daughter was looking at my sweater and sees a pin attached to the bottom. She's like "mom, take that pin off. It doesn't look nice. The sweater is nice but the pin isn't."

Story #3
I placed Billy in the tub to wash him after his poop and he is slipping and sliding all over the tub. I thought it was becuase it was wet but turns out some genius (maybe Sumy) put shampoo all over the tub.